Everyone here has one thing in common: you want to get laid. And, if I had to guess, you’re some dude looking to get some pussy. Whether you’re suffering through a dry spell, are a virgin cuck, or something in between, then don’t worry any longer! Put the porn aside for once in your damn life. I mean, do you really need to nut for the third time today? Give your numb, chafed, 3-inch dick a bit of a reprieve from your constant assault and go to a site that might actually get you outside and showered.
Fuckbook. You’ve probably heard of this site. But, if you haven’t, let me give you the rundown on this site. It’s a site that mixes social media and porn. Two of the most addicting things nowadays. You hop onto the site, make a profile, and get chatting with hot sluts in your area. These guys have been around for 20 fucking years.
FuckBook
That’s right, they launched way back in 1999. And I wish I could say that they were killing it. They’re doing alright, but the traffic looks unstable at best. They pull in anywhere between 1 and 3 million new views to the site every month. Not too bad, but I expected more from such an old site.
The site is free to use… kind of. You can make an account, create posts, and all of that good shit for free, but there’s a catch. You can’t message or reply to posts without coughing up some cash. You also don’t get as much visibility if you’re not paying up for the monthly or quarterly membership. If you go month hookupdate.net/pl/heteroseksualne-randki by month that bill is going to run you a staggering 30 bucks a month. If you do three months at a time that drops the price to 15 a month. Still fucking expensive.
You’ll get stupid shit popping up from obvious bots that say “Get a Premium Account to read this message.” That’s some bullshit. I got three of the damn messages before I even had a profile picture. Yeah, I slay some mad pussy and babes love me, but I know that there’s no way that many real chicks are interested in a completely blank profile.
Interesting Karma Feature Shows You Who is Active and Worth Talking To
The site also has this karma feature. No, not like Reddit. Well, kind of like Reddit I guess. You get more karma by being polite, contributing nicely to user posts, blog posts, and PMs. If you act like a rightful cunt, then your score will drop. And if some dimepiece clicks on your profile and sees that you’ve got low karma, then that’s probably a good sign not to talk to your rude ass.
To get started all you’ve got to do is make a username, give them an email, age, and location. You don’t even need a profile picture to start if you just want to check the site out. You’re also pretty much required to sign up for this feature called “Icebreaker.” They say that you can have to opt in, but I didn’t see any way to say no. It’s coupled with the terms and conditions, so fuck you I guess. I couldn’t find any sort of option to let me opt out either.
What icebreaker does is send messages on your behalf to try and break the ice with other users. Neat, I guess. But I shouldn’t have to use that shit if I don’t want to. n site looking for a way to say no. Just tell me you’re going to make me use that shit instead of disguising it as some sort of choice.